I know we all get caught up in our lives, for me this usually involves some sort of fantastical land of daydreams, and figuring out how to get there. When I've got time to kill I like to throw on some sexy jams and really dance around my kitchen (sometimes in heels and an apron, I … Continue reading How to be a Witch in the Kitchen

  The part of the "CYOR" tour where two of my comedy shows fell through, so I decided to create some alternate reality in New Orleans, where I'm a fortune teller. Allow me to preface this entry by admitting to you all that the last time I was in Vegas, I was only 20 years … Continue reading New Orleans: Vegas for Witches

Before I drag you all down the rabbit hole of madness my friend Chyppe and I descended into on Friday night; I'm going to take a moment to brag about my amazing brother and his beautiful fiance, and how great my family is. My brother lives in Brooklyn and is a super suave reality television … Continue reading A troll who identifies as a squirrel, who identifies as a human, who identifies as a comedian in Louisville, KY.

Before I get to the juicy stuff, the ghost story I chanced upon. I'll start with how I manifested that situation, that's right manifested, because I'm a witch motherfuckers... A good one, meaning I'm good at it. So, I woke up on Kristopher's air mattress in Albuquerque, and decided I needed to pull a card from … Continue reading My spooky AF time in Tulsa, OK.

The first stop on CYORT (Create Your Own Reality Tour, don't expect me to tell you again) led me up the I-17 and over to the 40. A fun detail about this, is that I recently tried DMT (sorry mom, deal with it) for the first time on an adventure to Sedona, AZ. During my … Continue reading Albuquerque, New Mexico

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